Gay teens suck
March 02,
The Epidemic of
Gay LonelinessBy Michael Hobbes
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I used to get so thrilled when the meth was all gone.
This is my comrade Jeremy.
When you own it, he says, you have to keep using it. When it&#x;s gone, it&#x;s like, &#x;Oh good, I can go back to my life now.&#x; I would linger up all weekend and go to these sex parties and then perceive like shit until Wednesday. About two years ago I switched to cocaine because I could work the next day.
Jeremy is telling me this from a hospital bed, six stories above Seattle. He won&#x;t tell me the exact circumstances of the overdose, only that a stranger called an ambulance and he woke up here.
Jeremy is not the confidant I was expecting to have this conversation with. Until a few weeks ago, I had no idea he used anything heavier than martinis. He is trim, intelligent, gluten-free, the gentle of guy who wears a function shirt no matter what day of the week it is. The first time we met, three years ago, he asked me if I knew a good place to do CrossFit. Today, when I ask him how the hospital&#x;s been so far,
Why Being Gay in Tall School Still Kinda Sucks
I came out two days after graduation. I had reached a point where I was comfortable with myself and telling people about who I was. Yet, I knew that I didn’t want to come out during tall school because high institution (sometimes) sucks.
I always had plenty of friends during school, some who are my favourite people to this day but I spent a few years as a bit of a floater.
I felt emasculated when I sat with the guys because I was in constant avoid that I would out myself or someone would out me and I again felt emasculated when I sat with girls because it wasn’t standard to be the only guy in a circle filed with girls.
This left me wandering around the quad saying hey to every man and their dog whilst chewing on my hash-brown roll most recesses.
These problems seem so futile now, but at the time it was a real cause of anxiety. I never had a lack of friends but I sometimes had a lack of a crew.
I always thought about what it would be like to be direct during high school. It was always such a foreign concept to me that some people neve
Queer Asian Boys Do Not Live to Suck White Cock
Yesterday in the middle of a Coronavirus-inspired haze, I found myself indoors watching dirty videos. It all felt fun and pleasurable until I came across this comment:
In all truthfulness, when I first saw that racist comment, I just exited that webpage and found a improve use of my age. I feel sad admitting this, but the comment did not surprise me. A lot of people have written about how queer Asian men are fetishized and perceived as subservient by white gays, and I’ve already written about how we as queer Asian men are socialized to desire a white man’s love. This racist comment made me roll my eyes but did not elicit more emotion than that.
Today though, I remembered this comment while out on a socially distant jog. And suddenly I felt pissed. I felt my heart rate rise, my fists clench, and my craving to listen to empowering female Kpop groups elevate to a fever pitch. How dare anyone consider that I, as a gay Asian man, was born to fucking suck a white man’s cock? How dare someone dehumanize me and my people by suggesting
Admit it, you know why you clicked.
Not many people openly speak about it, but it's something everyone is curious about. (Hello ladies, we see you too).
Oh and by the way, the proper term is autofellatio.
It was brought to our attention (again) here at The Hook Up, thanks to the new HBO series The Moment Traveler's Wife in which the main character, Henry, travels assist in time to go down on himself.
Twitter (obviously) blew up with people admitting giving themselves sucky sucky is something they would do.
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Despite autofellatio being a bit of a taboo topic, we knew people were searching for it online. Recently Vice Australia posted on their Instagram that their How To Suck Your Hold Dick article was their most clicked article of the year.
And recently podcaster Joe Rogan admitted it was something he could do.
"I'm very flexible, I can suck my own dick if I wanted to. I put it around my encounter just to know I could do it." (Thanks Joe, weird flex, but also nobody asked).